Reading Notes: The Giant Crab and Other Tales from Old India Part A

Fairy Cat by Stu Rapely

• If you have enemies, crush them.
• Crocodile tears
• "Tell-tale tit"
• If someone steals your plough, steal their son.
• What the fuck does Buddha have against cats?
• It's that talking turtle again.
• Don't put monkeys in charge of a garden. 
• Only a great fool entrusts tasks to the foolish.
• If no one blesses you when you sneeze, Goblins can gobble you up.
• Straws will save you from Goblins.
• Poems are hard.
• Faeries will fuck you up.

Source: W. H. D. Rouse, The Giant Crab, and Other Tales from Old India